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Old 08-02-2008, 05:59 PM   #1  
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Default Faux Convention Haiku

So this is what happens when you don't get to go to convention...

We were all tired of waiting for news, so I suggested a little fun with Haiku...little did I know that everyone would actually try.

I'm going to send this to Stampin' Up!



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How about a little Haiku while we wait...

Waiting for the news
From Stampin' Up! Convention
When will they tell us?

Why don't you try one? (1st and 3rd lines...5 syllables...2nd line 7 syllables)


Corrina on SCS:

I should be painting
my open house will be soon
and yet here I sit

SmileStamper on SCS

I will be upset
If Big Shots are given out
And I don't get one!
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Melanie Swanson on SCS

Smilestamper Kelli
Anxiously awaiting the news
Please fill her wine glass

Wayshestamps on SCS:

Announcement to come
No fingernails left to bite
I'm so excited!



Michele Zwart (michlz319 on SCS)

I don't want to go
My kids want to go swimming
I'll check in with my iPhone.

Stampindebs on SCS

I Want my big shot
Who wants to rob bank with me
Claim insanity

Corinna on SCS

die cut stamps are nice
but never trimmed close enough
So I trim closer

Suzienutmeg on SCS

My toes need painting. (technically it should be polishing but 2 many syllables)
Would love a french pedicure.
I'll call my nail tech!

Shelly Cameron (sassyscrappin on SCS)

I can't wait anymore
they need to give us the news
anticipation

Kelly Swienton (Kelly65 on SCS)

I have never played this
oh what have I been missing
I will play again

Melanie Swanson on SCS

News not yet announced
Poised on the edge of our seats
Please reveal secrets
Kelly Swienton (Kelly65 on SCS)

oops I messed that up
too many words in first line
I will try again

Sandy (stone989 on SCS)

I am so lazy
Need to really get things done
But I don't want to

Kelly Tetterton (smilestamper on SCS)

I know I sound bad
But they got a sassy bag
Now I am just sad


They are lucky dogs
Free stamps and lots of goodies
Next year it is ME!

Kelly Swienton (Kelly65 on SCS)

Don't forget kegels
They are better than squats are
try them for yourself


Stampinstarter on SCS

the refresh button
is getting much use today
always more to read

Paula (Zapaz111 on SCS)

Husband running late
We need to get out the door
Party to go to.

Kelly Swienton (Kelly65 on SCS)

my stampin sistahs
thank you for the real good time
best of luck this year

Kelly Tetterton (smilestamper on SCS)

It's time for wine
It's bound to calm my nerves
And stop my whining!

Stampindebs at SCS
2.5 hours left (said like two point 5 for syllables)
got to give my butt a rest
Hasta, I'll be back (said like Arnold)

Cheryl (Funnstamper on SCS)

I'm supposed to work
but I need to hear the news
work will have to wait!

Corinna on SCS

need to start painting
so I can clean my abode
dust bunnies taking over

Suzannestamps on SCS

I've been just lurking
but had to come and say thanks
what fun this has been

Corinna on SCS

squats help with your quads
I pee when I laugh out loud
kegels help control


ChrisO on SCS

Late to the Chatter
So many pages to read
How will I catch up?

Melanie Swanson on SCS

Big Shots or Clothing?
Which gift will be given out
Wish we were all there

Almost five o'clock
I will follow Kelli's cue
Pour myself some wine

LM Stamps on SCS

Trying to pay bills
amongst convention chatter
Oops ...payments don't match!

ChrisO on SCS

'Refreshing' once more
To see if big news is here
Oh, darn, still waiting

Kelly Swienton (Kelly65 on SCS)

I will use the time
to get ready for my fall
stamp classes and clubs

Melanie Swanson on SCS

No new announcement
Refresh button is broken
Now what will I do?



Kelli Tetterton (smilestamper on SCS)

Virture of patience
It's one of many I lack
Waiting is torture!

Dale Ann Potter (dpquiltsca on SCS)

Still two hours
How are we going to survive?
The minutes seem to be slowing....

Chris122049 on SCS

My poor computer
I keep hitting refresh key
But no new news yet

Melanie Swanson on SCS

90 minutes gone
No one has leaked any news
We are frustrated

ChrisO on SCS

DH yells upstairs
'What is taking you so long?'
(thinks I'm in bathroom)

Corinna on SCS

The paint cannot wait
I must step away from here
it sucks to be me

Jen Slater on SCS

Daughter is hungry
I have to make some dinner
Will return for news

Gaylestamps on SCS:
Oh dear I see that
In my absence you moved to
Haiku's for the crowd!

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Old 08-02-2008, 08:11 PM   #2  
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very, very funny!
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Old 08-03-2008, 07:38 AM   #3  
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Those are awesome! SCSers are so creative!
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Old 08-03-2008, 07:46 AM   #4  
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At the time you came up with this did you know about the new paper Haiku?
Enjoyable.
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Enjoyable.
No way! Really?
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Default yep, DSP called Haiku

Really, really.
It is a "fall" type of color combo. Tangerine Tango, old olive, so saffron, more mustard combo. Used in some of the harvest, blessing displays...kind of 0tropical also. Very pretty...kind of a combo of all the 70's appliance colors..harvest gold, avacado green, burnt orange. That description might have ruined it for someone.
Going home now....
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Old 08-03-2008, 09:20 AM   #7  
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Really, really.
It is a "fall" type of color combo. Tangerine Tango, old olive, so saffron, more mustard combo. Used in some of the harvest, blessing displays...kind of 0tropical also. Very pretty...kind of a combo of all the 70's appliance colors..harvest gold, avacado green, burnt orange. That description might have ruined it for someone.
Going home now....
I will probably love it!
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Old 08-03-2008, 09:52 AM   #8  
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too funny!!!
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Tangerine Tango
Versus burnt orange I know
Is an improvement

:-)
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Versus burnt orange I know
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Nice!:p
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A brand new big shot
and overstuffed project tote
just give me goose bumps!
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Hey, you left mine off! (Post 882 - sniff)
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Sorry Gayle...I added it in. After 9 million posts, my eyes started to cross!
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So glad you compiled these Michele, and are sending them to SU. We should do the same with the songs. You up to it?
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These are classic. I am wiping the tears.
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Here's mine a few days after convention...

Dying for new catty
Why Oh Why are you not here
Get here soon my love

And....

Thank you to posters
New stamps and accessories
Eyes filled with delight


And...

Sad Sad Obsession
Splitcoast Stampers rules my world
Get off computer!


LOL...all sad but true!
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