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Old 12-01-2005, 05:45 AM   #1  
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Default Funny....

I saw this at my upline's meeting and it actually was on a website I read everyday today! Enjoy!

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Things You Won't Read on a Hallmark Card

Thursday, December 01, 2005

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!



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http://www.chronwatch.com/content/co....asp?aid=18155
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:00 AM   #2  
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These are hysterical! Maybe these could start a new card line along with the "U Suck" card! Brutal honesty--there' just nothin' like it!
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:05 AM   #3  
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I love the one, I'm so miserable without you here, it's almost like you are here! (or something...not quoted verbatim! LOL!
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:54 AM   #4  
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Too funny! TFS
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Thats cute, I needed the laugh. Thanks
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Hehehe! I have a few people who deserve some of those inside their Christmas cards.

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ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, man, these are AWESOME!!!!! TFS the link, Janine!!!! I HAD to bookmark it!!! Boy, would I love to send some of these to a few folks . . .
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Oh, these are great fun!
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Those are a hoot! TFS! I had to pass it along to a friend who knows that I'm just not a cat lover.....
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Too funny! Good laugh for the morning.
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I have always wanted to start a card line geared toward jilted lovers, ex husbands, and generally angry women. I mean, I know SOOOOO many divorced women who can never find an appropriate holiday card for the ex.

Thanks for the laugh Jan!!
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This one's my favorite

Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

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