funny men's 30th birthday sayings?

[jthawk]

Can anyone help? We're going to a surprise birthday party for a friend who's turning 30 tomorrow. I'd like to make him a card (can't stand to buy any anymore), but I want it to look Guy-ish and be funny.
Thanks!

[Holly440]

How about
"30 - you're not over the hill yet - but if I were you I'd start looking for some hiking boots".
or
"30 - even at your age you're still cool - only now it's not so obvious".

[canben]

I made one for BIL last summer. I made it from black cs and used my sizzix to cut out the numbers 3 & 0 in bright color cs (green, white, yellow, etc), then I adhered them all over the front kinda interlocked. And on the inside I wrote (with an alpha stencil and silver gel pen) "That's right! You're" and then adhered 30 in red cs.

[Mothermark]

Here is an idea for the inside of the card...a poem I wrote.

I hear today you’re turning thirty
That’s old enough to not be nerdy.

Yet young enough to still get frisky
And spend your day with a bottle of whiskey.

But watch yourself, don’t get too crazy
and end up with a memory a little bit hazy.

Celebrate, have fun and enjoy this day,
but remember more birthdays are on their way!

[crabbymommyof2]

I got a card that said Thirty......It's all a big joke until it happens to you!
Cracked me up. Oh, and I also got one with a shot of tequila on the front and inside it said Cake is for wussies. LOL