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I've been silently reading lots of postings over the past several weeks. Apparently, lots of folks neither like this set nor this stamp in particular. I, being the snarky #itch that I am, both enjoy this set and this stamp. I think it has great potential...if you know how to use it. And bear in mind as you read some of these: I tend to believe that cards can be sent to people in *HUMOR*...when you can't face them...when you're too angry to trust what you might say in a face-to-face situation...any reason. I tend not to be too much of a touchy-feely gal myself. Or at least that's my perception of myself.
Here are some ideas that I came up with while lying in bed last night. (Now, granted: you'd have to print these up on the *inside* of your card...so kindly refer to the crosspost of RGB Color Codes Matched to SU!'s 65 Exclusive to find out exactly what those are.)
Really, I like you But do you have to be a size 6 when I'm a size 16?
Really, I like you I can't believe we've been fighting all week
Really, I like you But I don't think we should be roommates.
Really, I like you Just stop wearing my clothes!
Really, I like you So I'm mortified that I put my foot in my mouth and said the wrong thing in front of your parents!
Really, I like you Please accept my apology.
Really, I like you It's the rest of the world that gets under my skin!
Really, I like you It's myself I fear...
Really, I like you I'll eventually get over the fact that you threw up on my brand new Jimmy Choo's...
Really, I like you But do you need to be dating my dad? (brother, friend...)
Really, I like you NAKED!
Really, I like you In spite of the fact that you always look your best without trying and I always look like a hag while trying to look my best!
Really, I like you But your periods are reversed and you're only nice 6 days a month.
Really, I like you For you brain!
Really, I like you I just don't love you.
Really, I like you Your psycho dog? Now that's another story!
Really, I like you But your housekeeping skills suck...
Really, I like you It's your SON that I can't stand the sight of right now.
Really, I like you Can we make babies together?
Really, I like you But you know I'm dieting and yet you insist on eating chocolate in front of me. DO YOU MIND!?!!
Really, I like you In fact, I love that you criticize me, put down my weight, lord your intelligence over me, and make rude comments about my friends. The house next door is for sale. Would you buy it and move in right away?
Really, I like you But it would never work between us. Would you just donate your sperm so that I can have your pretty babies and not have to deal with you for the rest of my life, no strings attached?
Really, I like you You're just an insufferable ***** most of the time.
Really, I like you You're Validated. Now leave me alone.
Better get Better 'Cuz Green Doesn't Work On Your Face!
Better get Better We're Missing You Here At Work!
Better get Better Death Isn't An Option!
Better get Better You're Out of Sick Time!
Better get Better We've Run Out of Excuses For The Boss!
Better get Better The Insurance Company Called - You Broke Them!
Better get Better We Miss You Around Here!
Better get Better Betcha That Chicken Soup Is Getting Kinda Boring, Huh?
Better get Better Your Kids Called - They're Tired of Hearing You Whine!
Better get Better Your Desk Is Piling Up
Better get Better If You Don't, You Might Have To Work on Christmas!
Better get Better No Martyrs Allowed!
Anyhow, those were my ideas. Anyone else have ideas with these stamps from this set? I personally think that these are pretty funny. Some of them moreso than others, granted, but basically all of them are pretty funny. But I also tend to crack myself up from time to time...and my husband just doesn't appreciate my humor. Could be the fact that he's often the butt of many of my jokes...but he's a man - what should he expect?
Enjoy ~ Kaylyn
Edited to Add More at 9:29p:
Really, I like you But I still won't sleep with you
Really, I like you Can I have that last piece of cake?
Really, I like you Can I borrow you Louis Vuitton bag?
Really, I like you Now will you stop yammering at me like a drunk?
Really, I like you We're related, aren't we?
Really, I like you Who else would wash your dirty underwear?
Really, I like you If I didn't I'd have buried you in the backyard with everybody else who pissed me off...
Really, I like you I enjoy being a suck-up.
Really, I like you I figure if I hang around rich, smart, skinny people, it will eventually rub off on me.
Really, I like you If I tell myself that long enough, even I'll eventually believe it.
Really, I like you Better when you're gone
Really, I like you Better than Your Mother
Really, I like you Better than MY Mother!
Really, I like you I like you not...I like you...I like you not...I like you...I like you not...I like you. Wow, you sure got lucky on that one!
Really, I like you And I'm tired of having this discussion in the mirror...every single morning, same discussion...oooops, this is my "out loud" voice again, isn't it?
Really, I like you Take me to dinner and buy me a few drinks and you'll find out just HOW MUCH I like you!
Really, I like you I'm a bit irritated with you right now, but I still do like you
Really, I like you Just stop drinking all of my beer!
Really, I like you But do we need to always talk about your kid when we get together?
Really, I like you Please give your dog a bath. He stinks. Bad.
Really, I like you Try some Listerine. Soon.
Really, I like you I don't want to get cut out of The Will.
Oh goodness....I need to stop.....
__________________ Hi...My Name is Kaylyn...I'm An Alphaholic.
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Last edited by Vintage Redhead; 08-29-2005 at 06:50 PM..
That is too funny - the rest of them are too funny - I am so copying ALL of these for future reference b/c I'm ordering this set and these are GREAT!!!!
Seriously - you came up w/ so many great uses for this set! Have I told you lately that I love you? I'm thinkin I'll share bits of this at my next w/s (supposed to be a lot of teen girls there) and hopefully sell a bunch of this set!!!!
These are brilliant!!! My sides hurt i'm laughing so hard- my hubby heard me and came to investigate and he had a few chuckles too. Thanks for making my night- I might actually get this set now
Okay, I've got a few, 'cause I really like this set myself!
Really, I like you...it may not show on my face, but that's the Botox!
Really, I like you...well, maybe not your hair, but definitely you...if you get rid of that outfit, especially, and definitely those shoes...
Really, I like you...I hate to admit it, but you're growing on me. Kinda like a wart!
Really, I like you...just because I slapped you and pushed you down and called you a b*tch doesn't mean I don't like you; it was PMS!
Really, I like you...maybe if you gave me some money, I'd love you!
Really, I like you...I'd like anybody who married my brother; frankly, I'd given up hope that anyone ever would!
Really, I like you...I call everyone a b*tch! It's a term of endearment for me, really!
Really, I like you...better now that you've had that operation!
Really, I like you...but then I like everybody, so you can't go by what I say!
Really, I like you...but don't expect more than that!
I swear b/t you and Jan I just may go into early labor!!!!!! I just about pee'd my pants I was laughing so hard!!! We should make this into a handout we can give to customers w/ all the great ideas you can have for this set ;)
Kaylyn's list is definitely a PIMP inducer! (Pee In My Pants)
I thought of a few more!
Better Get Better...we're running a pool and I bet you wouldn't die!
Better Get Better...let's face it, anything would be an improvement!
Better Get Better...'cause the alternative is not that attractive!
Really, I like you...just don't ask me to date your brother again...what a perv!
Really, I like you...in proportion to the amount you spend on my birthday present!
Really, I like you...for about 15 minutes each year, right after you give me my birthday present!
Really, I like you...but don't even think about putting that black-inked stamp on my Yoyo Yellow pad!
Really, I like you...but I'm not that kind of girl! I like MEN.
Really, I like you...but if you marry that guy you've been dating, I'm outta here!
Really, I like you...and I've got a bridge in Brooklyn I'm dying to sell you!
Really, I like you...and if you ever grow up, we might even be friends one day!
Here are some more...Me thinks I have a sick mind... Jan and the rest of y'all have inspired me to keep going!!
Better Get Better Otherwise I'm coming over and dragging your sorry *** out of bed and forcing you to watch Full House reruns with that ghastly Bob Saget and those creepy Olsen twins!!
Better Get Better because I've actually learned that I LIKE my job. You really weren't exaggerating when you said your boss was a *****!
Better Get Better I hear that phoning in dead isn't an option.
Better Get Better Before you lose your prize corner office!
Better Get Better Your hair is stringy, you stink, and I'd place bets that you're wearing dirty underwear. Come on girl, get it together! What would your MOTHER say about that??!!
Better Get Better You're not going to find a man looking like that!
Really, I like you Anyone brave enough to wear that outfit in public deserves bonus points.
Really, I like you Shallow, brainless, and beautiful really works on you.
Really, I like you And to prove it, when you die, I'll scatter your ashes in a really nice place. Like South America. I don't think you pissed off anybody down there.
Really, I like you Not everyone has the finesse to piss off everyone they meet!
Really, I like you Now tell me I'm gorgeous and walk away. Quickly.
Really, I like you I like my dog better, but you'll do for the moment.
Really, I like you I only let you criticize my weight because you're my mother. And now your 3 minutes are up. Move on.
Really, I like you You make the best brownies known to womankind.
Really, I like you I have such sympathy for all drunk, loser, men trying to pick up women in bars.
Really, I like you Truthfully, I liked you better before we married and you expected me to cook your meals, clean your home, make your bed, bear your children, wash your fart sacks, mow your lawn, tend your animals, and maintain your autos, but hey...what was I REALLY planning on doing with the rest of my life, anyway???
Really, I like you I find it admirable that someone can totally waste a college education as skillfully as you.
Really, I like you You've elevated snark to an art form!
Really, I like you But your kids are loud, obnoxious, and unmannered. My insurance company has issued a disclaimer saying they won't pay for any more damage. Stop bringing them to my house.
Really, I like you But why did you have to marry SUCH an asshole???
Really, I like you But if you don't return from active duty soon, I'm gonna start send letters to the Department of Defense telling them that you're crazy to get you discharged!
Really, I like you You're a skinny little aerobics queen who eats anything she wants and looks great in a bikini and I secretly loathe. But you're still my best friend.
Really, I like you But you're my mother and I really don't need to hear about your sex life with my father!
Really, I like you So I need to tell you...your taste in men is seriously disturbed!
Really, I like you So I have no problem telling you that you've been bugging the s*** out of me for the past week.
Really, I like you As long as I can ignore you.
Really, I like you As long as I don't have to share breathing space with you.
Really, I like you I'm not entirely certain that your family tree forks, but hey...there's a special place in this world for people like you, too.
Really, I like you Just shut up. The sound of your voice is really grating on me.
Really, I like you Buy your own car. I'm not your personal taxi service.
Really, I like you I'm glad to hear that you divorced that loser. Did you take him for everything? Did you get his prized golf club collection? Let's make my dad's life MISERABLE!
Really, I like you Blonde really works for you. Not everyone can forget how to spell their own name.
Really, I like you I like any man worth millions.
Really, I like you As long as I can close my eyes and pretend that you're handsome, charming, and witty.
Really, I like you You make me laugh.
Really, I like you You didn't catch on that I was faking it.
Really, I like you Thanks for paying all of my credit card bills.
Really, I like you Because you're the only other person in the entire world who understands and indulges in the ColdStone-McDonalds-Eli's-Slurpee-Sushi diet plan with me. What fun would this life be without you???
Really, I like you Even though you can stamp me under the table. And your designs are just gorgeous and fresh. And you have every color of ribbon in the catalog and make pretty bows. And you NEVER have to use the second side of the cardstock. Okay...I take it back. I DON'T like you. I hate you, you rubber goddess!!!!!!!
I'll try to keep more rolling in as they come to me....and I hope that all of *YOU* will, too!!!! ~ K
__________________ Hi...My Name is Kaylyn...I'm An Alphaholic.
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Last edited by Vintage Redhead; 08-30-2005 at 07:45 AM..
Really, I like you...although with all the times I've watched you layin' on the couch snoring with whisky on your breath, I gotta wonder why I do!
Really, I like you...though most of my acquaintances will tell you that my liking you is no compliment.
Really, I like you...I want to be just like you and I'm working hard at it! It would be faster if you lent me some of your clothes, your car and a few credit cards, though!
Really, I like you...crashing my car into your living room window was an accident, I swear!
Really, I like you...but my husband can't stand you, so if we're going to be friends it will have to be a secret!
Really, I like you...but if you ask me to do the Macarena one more time, I'm going to hit you with these maracas!
Really, I like you...next to you, I look really, really good! Everyone needs friends like that!
Really, I like you...it's taken me years to find someone who doesn't mind if I borrow their stamps! Have you got Fishy Friends? Can I borrow it?
Really, I like you...though if I have to tell you that one more time, I'm going to change my mind! Ever heard of self-esteem?
Really, I like you...my sister had to marry SOMEONE, after all, and who else would believe that he is the father of her kids?
Really, I like you...at least I did before I met you IRL; on the internet you seemed much cooler, somehow! KWIM?
Really, I like you...now that I've gotten that step out of the way, my therapist says I can move on to the next one!
OMGosh, now I just can�t *STOP*!!!!!!!!!!!!! Really, I like you You tell me all of the good, juicy gossip about the rest of the neighborhood. Really, I like you I just think our husbands are keeping us separated due to repeated bad behavior. Really, I like you I�m sorry about that last tequila incident. Really, I like you Just keep your Prozac handy and we'll stay friends.
Really, I like you You're the first non-imaginary friend I've had.
Really, I like you What I can see of you behind all of those tattoos, that is. Really, I like you After all, I seem to be a fag-hag!
Really, I like you. Come sit by me. We can make fun of skinny people and all of the cool, funky clothes they can wear. Really, I like you And guess what? I just learned that my phone can RING as well as DIAL! Really, I like you But the Bank of Kaylyn is CLOSED to further withdrawals!
Really, I like you With a face like yours, somebody has to.
Really, I like you Too bad you're thin...we could have been friends.
until later........... ~ K
__________________ Hi...My Name is Kaylyn...I'm An Alphaholic.
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Last edited by Vintage Redhead; 08-30-2005 at 11:09 AM..
Really, I like you If you need to hear it constantly, I'll burn you a CD of affirmations tonight and you can play it at will.
Really, I like you I'm just not being paid to be your psychiatrist.
Really, I like you But your dad and I are tired of losing our TV room every time you move back in.
Really, I like you But your dog barking every morning at 4 am? That's just got to stop!
Really, I like you I since we're both wearing the same jeans, why can't I look as good in them as you?
Really, I like you But I just can't be your emotional tampon any more!
Really, I like you But I've observed you closely. On every weekday morning you get up, shower, shave, style your hair, put on cologne, and dress in fresh clothes to go to the office to impress virtual strangers. On every weekend morning, you get up, pull on dirty jeans, fart, scratch, belch and curse to alienate the family that loves you. Do you think there might be a problem here?
Really, I like you And if you buy me a REALLY big diamond, I might even be able to love you!
Really, I like you But let's face it...you're nothing that a teddy bear and a vibrator couldn't replace.
Really, I like you It's a GIRLS NIGHT OUT! We're going out for Margaritas and to make rude remarks to men...let's see how long we can go before we get thrown out, shall we?
Really, I like you But since when does "Baby, Baby Grab My Man-Root" constitute foreplay?
Really, I like you Your children are the best birth control money can't buy.
Really, I like you You have the uncanny ability to talk for hours on end about nothing at all.
Really, I like you Ever heard of Artificial Intelligence? Of course you have! Yours couldn't possible be real!
Really, I like you Do you like me? Tell me you do! Please? Please? Please? Oh, please! I'm pathetic, I know, but please! I'm desperate!
Really, I like you Marry me.
Okay...I'll try to stop. For a while, at least. I'm gonna go look up Denier's stuff for a while now! Then it's off to my first PTO meeting. Which apparently is going to translate into $$$ or in other words:
Really, I like you Now hand over the cash or we won't educate your kid!
! ~ K
__________________ Hi...My Name is Kaylyn...I'm An Alphaholic.
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Really, I like you But if you touch my nice new versamark...I might change my mind
No kidding!!!! And if you do it at a workshop or a stamp camp, I'll publicly name you on Splitcoast so that no other demo will let you touch *their* nice new Versamark, either!!!!!!!! Just kidding...no I'm not...yes I am...no I'm not...yes I am...OH SHUT UP!!! (So sorry - that committee in my head is a bit out of control again! :p )
__________________ Hi...My Name is Kaylyn...I'm An Alphaholic.
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i NEED this set now!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm laughing so hard i've got tears!!!!!! we need to send out RASs (Random Acts of Snark)!!!!!!!
'Bout time you got here!
We've been waiting for *U*!! So, what have *U* got to add? What RASs have *U* been able to come up with? What additional Really, lines can *U* add to the ever-growing list? Come on, we're counting on *U*!!! *U* are, after all, the *U* girl!!! I've been cruising your gallery - I'm just *blown away* at all of the cards that *U* have posted - *U* do absolutely *GORGEOUS* and *CREATIVE* work...so I can't wait to see what *U* come up with here!!!
And BTW: I think *U* may have hit upon an idea here...can we set up a new card-sending group? Sisterhood Of Wacky Snarks (S.O.W.S.)!!!!!! ~ Kaylyn
__________________ Hi...My Name is Kaylyn...I'm An Alphaholic.
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haha...i don't think i can come up with as amazing lines as you have. girl, you are the queen of snarkiness right now!!!!!! but i'm going to think of some for ya....i can't believe it took me so long to find your thread.
great idea for a name. but i'm curious. aren't sows, cows. are you trying to call us a bunch of cows???? hehe....we'll all have mad cow disease sending out snarky cards.
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Originally Posted by KaylynConover
'Bout time you got here!
We've been waiting for *U*!! So, what have *U* got to add? What RASs have *U* been able to come up with? What additional Really, lines can *U* add to the ever-growing list? Come on, we're counting on *U*!!! *U* are, after all, the *U* girl!!! I've been cruising your gallery - I'm just *blown away* at all of the cards that *U* have posted - *U* do absolutely *GORGEOUS* and *CREATIVE* work...so I can't wait to see what *U* come up with here!!!
And BTW: I think *U* may have hit upon an idea here...can we set up a new card-sending group? Sisterhood Of Wacky Snarks (S.O.W.S.)!!!!!! ~ Kaylyn
Yup. A Sow *is* a Cow. But S.O.W.S. is the Sisterhood of Witty Snarks!
See...*I* can call my own ***** fat. Any other S.O.W.S. can call my ***** fat. Any other stamper can call my ***** fat. But my DH? My mother? *HIS* mother? If they call my ***** fat then this is what they can expect in return:
Really, I like you Just remember that I get to pick out your nursing home. And Nurse Ratchet, the orderly who will be changing your Depends. You do like pureed peas, right?
;) :p ~ K
__________________ Hi...My Name is Kaylyn...I'm An Alphaholic.
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Last edited by Vintage Redhead; 08-31-2005 at 10:30 AM..
This is getting totally out of hand...but I like it!
Really, I like you...You must have been a beautiful baby! What happened?
Really, I like you...You aren't as much of a b*tch as I thought you were!
Really, I like you...against all my finer feelings, my moral code, and my asthetic sensibilities, alas!
Really, I like you...but you've had spinach stuck between your teeth for weeks and someone has to tell you!
Really, I like you...but if you ever want more than that, I'll need your credit reports, bank statements, and a signed affidavit from your doctor that you are free of any STD's!
Really, I like you...you appeal to the dark twisted side of my personality that I try to repress; wanna come over?
Really, I like you...that spasm of disgust that passes over my face at the sight of you is really a obscure medical condition, currently untreatable and incurable, called Facialticosamia. But if you donate to the American Facialticosamia Foundation today, we'll have a cure in no time...did you bring your checkbook?
Really, I like you...I've been looking for someone to go to the Trekkie convention with me for years and with those ears, I know just the costume for you!
Really, I like you Even though you can stamp me under the table. And your designs are just gorgeous and fresh. And you have every color of ribbon in the catalog and make pretty bows. And you NEVER have to use the second side of the cardstock. Okay...I take it back. I DON'T like you. I hate you, you rubber goddess!!!!!!!
I'll try to keep more rolling in as they come to me....and I hope that all of *YOU* will, too!!!! ~ K
OMG...there is pepsi all over my monitor ladies... but this one really cracked me up ;)
I like you all... REALLY except when you make pepsi come out my nose and go all over my monitor!!!! ;) LOL
Quick Thinking - Really, I Like You
