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Really, I like you...really, I like you...really, I like you....sorry, but without my ruby slippers, this is just not working!
SPEW!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay...that hurt!! The whole "Pepsi thru the nose"? Yup. Feelin' it here, too! Can't see my ribs any more, but by the feel of it, they're still there!!
Really, I like you Are 'ya feelin' the love?
Really, I like you 'Cuz if I didn't, I'd probably be like that woman in Texas who ran over her husband with her car multiple times. Until he was dead.
Really, I like you Not everyone gets a mother-in-law who makes them want to slit their own throat.
Really, I like you Even though you're global coyote ugly and dumber than a tree and should be sterilized to be prevented from reproducing.
Really, I like you I just can't believe that your parents ever encouraged you to speak.
Really, I like you You're my parents and all. But really...blonde, polish, and female? What were the two of you THINKING when you had me?! Why would you DO THIS to a child?!!
Really, I like you Even though you always did love my brother more than me.
Really, I like you But must you BATHE in that cologne?
Really, I like you Though you are definitely marinated in stupid.
Really, I like you Even though you seem to be the tap root of the Idiot Tree.
Really, I like you As a couple, you would have believed that you two would have made it this long?
Really, I like you Take away that boob job and you're just another ugly face.
Really, I like you Yeah...and I mean that as much as I mean "Give me another butt cheek."
Really, I like you But honestly - you're the reason that some species eat their young.
Really, I like you Take away that boob job and you're just a ***** with a bad attitude.
Really, I like you Roots and all.
Really, I like you Even though I think you rode the short bus in school.
Really, I like you Eat something. Please.
Really, I like you Now, do you mind paying some rent on the *** that you stashed on my backside you scrawny little hag?
Okay...time to go to bed...and think up some more....~ K
__________________ Hi...My Name is Kaylyn...I'm An Alphaholic.
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These are too funny! I didn't even notice this stamp set....I did now! And for $12.95....I might just have to get it! Thanks SCS for conning me into ANOTHER stamp set!
OKay, I'm crying!!! You guys are a riot! I can't even see the screen.....what a hoot! This needs to be compiled into a big sheet and sent out all over....it's really toooooo funny! Might have to get this set after all. You guys are great!!
This was hilarious!!!! My ribs hurt so bad from laughing. I need to sleep I get up at 5:30 am, new job. I'll be laying awake trying to think up . . Really I like yous . . .
You girls are da bomb!!
Thanks so much for sharing!!!
There are 9 pages of these I've saved to my computer already!
You *ROCK* woman! How you doin'?? How's the arm? *YOU* keep 'em coming, too! You've got a *FAB* sense of humor and I know you can spit 'em out. We gotta get together - the lines that the *two* of us could come up with...omigosh...they'd lock us up on opposite sides of the facility in Elgin...and that's knowing that it's not even technically operational anymore!!! ~ K
__________________ Hi...My Name is Kaylyn...I'm An Alphaholic.
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Okay, so I don't have the catalog memorized. Which set is this? I did a search for really, I like you to no avail. I thought I remembered Better Get Better, but that didn't give me anything either.
Maybe just a page in the catalog?
Help. What set is this?
Really, I like you... you are such an inspiration!
Really, I like you... even though you ate the last freakin chocolate chip cookie!
Reallly, I like you... but sometimes you bug the CRAP out of me!
Really, I like you... but do you have to be such a pain in the butt all the time?
Really, I like you... but I like your brother more!
Really, I like you... you have a cute tush!
Really, I like you... it's just that... well... okay, maybe I really DON'T like you.
__________________ Jess Don't tell God how big the storm is, tell the storm how big your God is!
Really, I like you I'm like a dog that way. I like ANYBODY who feeds me.
Really, I like you I never actually thought I'd meet someone right out of "Deliverance."
Really, I like you Just see if you can fix the leak under the sink without bending over, okay? Because if you have to bend over, I probably won't be able to like you any more. Why? Because you seriously need either a pair of pants that fit or some CRACK SPACKLE, okay??
Really, I like you But honestly? You're like a third boob...totally useless and always in the way!
Really, I like you You earn a good living, you're gone during the day, and you're here at night when I want sex. What's NOT to like about you?
Really, I like you As you're walking away.
Really, I like you Who else would have put up with me for this long without being paid for it?
And for the piece de resistance...the one that you send to bridesmaids when your materialistic friend gets married:
Really, I like you and I really think that our future is going to be filled with so much success like you'll get promoted to partner VERY soon and you'll be making so much more money than you are now...not that you're not making good money now, I mean you ARE making good money now, I mean look at this ring you got me it's just delish...just when you make partner we'll have that nice little loft downtown and a great big house in the suburbs with a nice big yard where I can garden because you KNOW how much I need to garden and oooh...oooh...oooh a summer cottage up at the lake too, you know how much I like that and we'll fill it with, with, kids, lots of kids, tons of kids just kids everywhere and all of their friends, too and that means eventually grandkids too and oh, I just hope they'll look like me it would be a shame if they had your nose mine is just so cute or your chin for that matter honey and then we can get that nice Benz that you've wanted honey what do you think of that? I SAID WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? Honey? Whaddyathinkathat? Hun? Oh, my goodness...I wonder how long he's been dead?!
I admit it...I'm a sick woman....;)
__________________ Hi...My Name is Kaylyn...I'm An Alphaholic.
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Really, I like you...but even though you lured me inside with the promise of fabulous sex, which it was, really, I still have to repo your car...sorry!
Really, I like you...but if I boinked every woman I delivered a package to, I would get behind on my deliveries...I mean, I know you're excited about those rubber stamps from Stampin' Up! and you're grateful and all, but I really, really gotta go...
Really, I like you...I mean, I really get excited when you bring me my Stampin' Up! boxes in your big brown truck, but besides that, you have some great buns there!
Really, I like you...but for a man, you got quite a chest there...do they make bras for men?
Really, I like you...but I have to tell you, I called "What Not To Wear" and they'll be here any minute.
Really, I like you...but even Mission Organization would have a hard time getting through your house!
Really, I like you...have you thought of trying out for Survivor? I hear they need people to scrub out the latrines...
Really, I like you...it's a shame everyone else hates your guts!
Really, I like you...my mother doesn't, but then she doesn't like anybody, even me!
Really, I like you...but I gotta tell ya...people are meant to have TWO eyebrows, not just one all the way across their foreheads!
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Lovin' it...
These are friggin hilarious!!! You ARE sick! ...but I like that in a person!!
How about some for teenagers???
Really I like you ...but the world is NOT rotating on YOUR axis TODAY! Really I like you ...but if I hear that tone again my hand's going upside your face! Really I like you ...but the health dept is here to condemn your room. Really I like you ...but that boyfriends' another story! Really I like you ...but go clean your room! Really I lilke you ...now go get a job!
Can't wait to check back tomorrow and see what else you've come up with! :p
For all you AR's here is a complete numbered list!!
These are just too good not to condense and put on one sheet...so I cut and pasted to formed one complete document with all the brilliant replies!! I will file this with the stamp set for easy reference. Enjoy!
I hadn't really *thought* of teenagers yet! The total realm of unexplored possibilities!!
Really, I like you But talk to the hand. Because if you don't, you'll get a foot right up your *****!
Really, I like you In fact, I'm thinking of putting a connection chain between your nose ring and one of your earrings so that I can lead you around and keep tabs on you.
Really, I like you Not everyone can dress like death.
Really, I like you Your hair is a natural color, huh? Purple is a natural color on a flower, dear. Not on hair.
Really, I like you I just can't keep time with your music. It bugs my sciatica.
Really, I like you And you're not getting a car on your 16th birthday. Not even a beater on blocks.
Really, I like you When you start paying the bills around here, you can drink pop for breakfast, eat ice cream for lunch, and talk on the phone to your girlfriend all day long. Until then, we follow my rules. Capiche?
Really, I like you Start using the deodorant I've been buying you in bulk. You smell like the ape house at the National Zoo.
Really, I like you If you keep playing the StudentCouncil-NationalHonor Society-MathClub-FutureLeadersOfAmerica-SuckUp role, you'll get into a good college. You make me proud!
Really, I like you Are your friends on drugs?
Really, I like you But there is no way you are leaving the house dressed like a streetwalker. I don't care how many other 13 year olds dress that way. You're my daughter and I love you too much and I like you too much to have you look back some day and say "Why did my mom let me get away with that?"
Really, I like you And I'm trusting that you'll make good decisions about your future. You're a great kid.
Really, I like you But I'm worried about your grades falling. What's going on?
Really, I like you Can we talk tonight?
Really, I like you Even though you don't want to be seen with your totally uncool mom anymore.
Really, I like you You're still grounded and I'm still mad as hell at you. But I still like you. And believe it or not, I still really do love you, too.
Really, I like you And you're right. I'm sorry. I'll tolerate and be civil to your friends because you like them and they obviously see the same great traits in you that I do.
Really, I like you And I agree with you: your teacher was wrong to do that. But he is still the TEACHER and you have to show him respect whether he's a jerk or not and whether we agree with him or not. So tomorrow you'll act like a lady and offer him a sincere apology for your behavior
Really, I like you You've grown from a little girl into a kind, generous, spirited young woman. You've got a great life ahead of you.
Kinda fun! ~ K
__________________ Hi...My Name is Kaylyn...I'm An Alphaholic.
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These are great!!! It's such a relief to find that there are other sick and twisted individuals on SCS. And I'm glad I'm not alone in thinking that "Really, I like you" should be followed by a big fat "BUT..." I must admit, I thought it must be another one of those weird American sayings that doesn't make sense on this side of the pond!
OMG!!!!!!! You gals are absolutely HILARIOUS!! Your own signature card line... "Snark-Mark". There are quite a number of them that will be going into my future cards!! I never thought I would order this set, now... I cant wait to get it! Thanks ladies for all the laughs, keep 'em coming!
__________________ There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but few will catch your heart. Pursue those.....
How about a combination of phrases from the set...
Really I like you... so you better get better. Really I like you... you are too cute for words.
OMGosh!!!! What a **FANTASTIC** idea!!!! That is, by far, the **BEST** idea that I have seen posted about this set yet!!! I mean that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU 'DA BOMB, JESS!!!
Isn't it just amazing that we have been bantering about this set literally *all week* and the *BEST USE* (not to mention, the *EASIEST USE*!!) was right there in front of us all along?!!! ~ Kaylyn
__________________ Hi...My Name is Kaylyn...I'm An Alphaholic.
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For Kaylyn: Really, I like you... but don't let it go to your head. (couldn't resist!)
I was so excited about Jess' combination uses, that I cut & pasted them and didn't even read the rest of her posting!!!! Ha-Ha!!! Now *that* is a funny one that I'm sending to my DH right now - and he'll probably commit it to memory to use on me in the future! Thanks for *TWO* good laughs this morning! ~ Kaylyn
__________________ Hi...My Name is Kaylyn...I'm An Alphaholic.
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'kay...it took me a while to come up with these...but I hope some of y'all will agree that they were worth the wait!!
Really, I like you...Is that a heat gun in your pocket? Or did you just come to stamp with me?
Really, I like you...Is that glitter on your face?
Really, I like you...You kids are wild, dishes are piled up in the sink, and your house is a wreck. Oh GOSH, you're a stamper, aren't you??!!
Really, I like you...Sure you haven't bathed in a day or two and your hair is stringy and you haven't brushed your teeth. But judging by the amount of ink on your fingers, I figure you've been on a creative tear. Now, can I come in before the coffee gets cold?
Really, I like you...And I really appreciate that you let me stash the Stampin' Up! boxes at your house so hubby doesn't know when I've had a delivery.
Really, I like you...Not everyone describes the colors of their home in Almost Artichoke, Sahara Sand, So Saffron, Creamy Caramel, and Very Vanilla.
Really, I like you...By the way, when I walked into your home and SAW those colors, I immediately knew you were going to be a good customer!
Really, I like you...Now go home, snuggle up to your hubby and whisper these words into his ear in your most sexy, sultry voice: "Honey, I've discovered that I'm REALLY in to rubber." Watch his reaction carefully. Next, tell him in your regular voice that you just bought a Demo Kit. Then run like hell.
Really, I like you...You're a Splitcoast Dirty Girl aren't you?
Really, I like you...In spite of the fact that you clearly have talent, color sense, layering finesse, and the ability to tie a perfect bow.
Really, I like you...Even though you've got 1000 swap cards done for Convention 2006 and it's only SEPTEMBER 2005!!!!
Really, I like you...Now stop borrowing my SNAIL!
Really, I like you...Rubber, ink, paper, glitter, chocolate. It's Maslow's Hierarchy.
Really, I like you...You have ink on you nose. And on your shirt. And on your fingers. And on your jeans. And...well, it appears that you basically have ink EVERYWHERE. No wonder I like you so much - you're a messy stamper like me!
Really, I like you...You keep every paper snippet just like I do, no matter how small. Because you just NEVER KNOW when it may be of use! Now finding it amongst the quarter-ton of OTHER potentially useful snippets...that is the tough part.
Really, I like you...Even though you made your own background stamp out of cast-off rubber. Creative beaotch....
Really, I like you...But ENOUGH with the "Really, I like you..." quips!!!
And so, with that, I am hanging up my hat. Really.
Yeah, my creative juices are still moving, but time they move in a new direction. This is my lasting posting on this thread. It's been a *HUGE* amount of fun for me and I hope that I've brought some smiles and laughter to lots of your faces. Think I may make up a shirt with a quip or two (new, possibly?) for Connie Tomsky's Mini-Convention on the 17th....who knows.
Hope y'all have a *GREAT* day! *SMILES*!!!! ~ Kaylyn
__________________ Hi...My Name is Kaylyn...I'm An Alphaholic.
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This fits right in with my sense of humor. I also liked one of the first ones "Really, I like you ... Now go play in the traffic" My dad used to say that too me all the time!!!
**SPEW ALERT**
Awesome K!
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