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I have been laughing out loud and trying not to wake up the household!!! Thank you, thank you for these posts!!!! You have made my day....night.....actually, its morning now!
Keep 'em coming, girlfriends! I can't wait to read more!
I was almost done cutting and pasting before I saw that SweetMissDaisy had already cut and pasted these into a word file. Here is the list with the new ones added. Thanks to everyone- these are going to make some really fun cards!
Ladydoc
Here are some I use for my cards, not really quirky but wanted to share :-)
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
~Author Unknown
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
~Author Unknown
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
~Author Unknown
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
~Larry Lorenzoni
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
~Phyllis Diller
If you cannot be a poet, be the poem.
~David Carradine
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through a garden forever.
~Author Unknown
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth.
~Chinese Proverb
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while you could miss it.
~Ferris Bueller's Day Off
How did it get so late so soon?
It's night before it's afternoon.
December is here before it's June.
My goodness how the time has flewn.
How did it get so late so soon?
~Dr. Seuss
�God has given us our memories that we might have roses in December.�
- J. M. Barrie
�A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.�
- Unknown
�Once in a lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold.�
- Judith Obrey
�A baby is God�s opinion the world should go on.�
- Carl Sandburg
�Life�s truest happiness is in the friendships we make along the way.�
- Anonymous
�Life is a paradise for those who love many things with a passion.�
- Leo Buscaglia
�When you love someone all your saved-up wishes start coming out.�
- Elizabeth Bowen
�I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.�
- Laura Ingalls Wilder
�A dream is a wish your heart makes � when you�re fast asleep.�
- Cinderella
�To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart.�
~Phyllis Theroux
�Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.�
~Albert Einstein
�A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.�
~Bil Keane, "Family Circus"
�Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.�
~Author Unknown
Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
~Author Unknown
�Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.�
~Author Unknown
�You must be at the end of your rope. I felt a tug.�
~Author Unknown
�Lots of people talk to animals.... Not very many listen, though.... That's the problem.�
~Benjamin Hoff, The Tao of Pooh
"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we might as well dance."
--author unknown
I love funny cards! I just bought some humorous stamps from www.rivercityrubberworks.com in March and they are so 'me'! Here are a few cards that I have in my gallery that I have made so far....
has some great stamps. Here are a couple I have that I didn't see listed in the word document (though it's a large document and I could have missed it!). They crack me up!
"Normally I wouldn't give a rat's ***** if it was someone's birtday, but..... you're not so normal." River City Rubberworks
"kwitcher*****in" River City Rubberworks
__________________ Please Don't Squeeze The Lightbulb.
OMG! I've been ROFLMAO! Too funny! Keep 'em coming!
What about something for this stamp?? I haven't used it yet because I didn't know what to do with it.
There is a saying and I don't know it but I have seen it on a signature line that says something like I want to crash through life and say "Woah! what a ride" I am waaay off, so someone help me!
Oh that would be a good one! I know I've heard that one before, but can't remember what it says either. Anyone?
__________________ "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright *2 Successful Trades
There is a saying and I don't know it but I have seen it on a signature line that says something like I want to crash through life and say "Woah! what a ride" I am waaay off, so someone help me!
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming... "Wow! What a ride!"
A father is someone who can't get on the phone, in the bathroom or out of debt. (I can picture a comedy collage card with this saying inside! ;) )
Dad's Dream: To one day have enough money to live the way the wife and kids do. (stamp a 3-D wallet & have funny money in it for Father's Day ;) )
Any man can be a father, but it takes a real man to change a dirty diaper! (cute idea for a 3-D diaper card for a first Father's Day card).
Inside of every man is a little kid who wants to come out and play.
The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.
There's a quiet place in Heaven for a mother with boys! (comedy card)
An apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
I love a man with dishpan hands!
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find your handsome prince! (SU frog stamp)
If a husband would treat his wife as though she were a thoroughbred, she'd never turn into an old nag!
Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Many girls like to marry a military man --he can cook, sew, make beds, and is in good health . . . and he's already used to taking orders.
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M is for Mom, not MAID!
Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
I smile because I'm your mother, I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it.
If I had no kids what would I do for aggravation?
Insanity is inherited from your children!
Welcome to our Funny Farm!
Housework makes you ugly!
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Miscellaneous:
You know you're getting old when "getting a little action" means your prune juice is working!
Who lies down with dogs rises with fleas.
Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out!
If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing. (Benjamin Franklin).
My mother is so cute and hillarious, I was talking to her about cards the other day, we had a lengthy discussion about the VSN and what we have to do and stuff.
I told her about a challange that someone had told me about..."getting something from your spice cubboard!
MY ADORABLE MOTHER...said...
you could use a Ketchup picture on the front with the saying "it's been so long"
and then inside write:
WE SHOULD Ketchup!
she is so cute.
__________________ Being Organized Interferes with my CREATIVITY!
Just buzzzzzzed into this wonderful thread this afternoon....I have chuckled, almost PIMP'ed three times! I have also bookmarked this wonderful thread.....hope it keeps on living.........
Here are some for your GIRLFRIENDS
We'll always be friends...You know too much!
Hope we live to be 110...pounds!
Happy birthday from one glamourous babe to another!
You can never be too rich, too thin or have too many shoes...Celebrate!
If you don't have anything nice to say...pull up a chair!
40 (or 50) is the ultimate f-word.
For a good friend's 40th I made a card (from a group of us) that said
(outside) It's your birthday and you're going to hear the f-word alot!
(inside) Have a Fantastic 40th From your Four Fabulous Friends!
compiled list- thanks all!
