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I think I got most of them, perhaps some duplicates, I didn't check real thoroughly. New to attaching a file so crossing my fingers that it works. Thanks for all the inspiration ladies....
__________________ Robbie
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. Mother Teresa
Just got these in an e-mail: Don't know if they are already here or not.
--Every time I hear the dirty word "EXERCISE", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
--I'm still HOT...It just comes out in FLASHES.
--Life is SHORT. Make FUN of it.
--Keep STARING...I may do a trick.
--I'm not 50. I'm 49.95 + tax.
--At my age getting "LUCKY" means finding my car in a parking lot!
I can so relate to the last one. My kids laugh at me when I have to use the PANIC button on my car keys to find my car in a crowded lot. Hey...it works, so build a bridge and get over it.
__________________ Robbie
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. Mother Teresa
A friend just sent me this - "True Friendship"
(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
just the stone cold truth of our friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask ?, "Because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this to "all 10" of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four!!! (don't send it back to me...I don't want to hear it!!!)
And remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me
I think I got most of them, perhaps some duplicates, I didn't check real thoroughly. New to attaching a file so crossing my fingers that it works. Thanks for all the inspiration ladies....
I'm gonna print this for my notebook I plan on making someday for techniques and sketches and color combos-Could you help me out??:twisted:
Hi, Jane Doe asking you to keep me in mind when you have your list ready. I will think about what I like and will send you some sayings asap! Thanks for your great idea.
It's so funny that I found this thread (glad I went to page 2)
My aunt had breast reduction surgery today. No card in Hallmark for that occasion. So I went to the stamp store to browse, hoping something clever would come to me. Nothing did. I was thinking, too, that I can't make her anything sweet or cute. We've always sent over-the-top funny or even nasty cards to each other. Can't find stamps like that anywhere!
I'll be saving this thread as well!!
Michelle
How nice! Now you and your boobs can share the same zip code!
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WOO HOO my quirky cards arrived!! Thank you so much Sara, for hostessing!! I see someone else is a fan of Rivercity Rubber Works! ;)
ALL LADIES, you did a BEE-YOU-TEA-FULL job on the cards! they are so funny!
I've got one, from an American Greetings card my friend rec'd for her 50th bday.....It has a pink lady on it and it says "She rarely had gas, but when she did, it came out all pink and glittery and smelled like candy, and people cried when it was gone" then just said Happy Birthday inside.....
I just posted an ISO for some images stamped with Fairy nice so I can re-create it!!
hehehe
It's also going to be my next Twisted and Demented swap
__________________ Lisa @stampylisa -Twitter/PinterestSupport AFSPHoard stamp stuff, it's eco-friendly ;)Art=making something out of nothing and selling it~Frank Zappa~my Blog~My Health Coaching web
One that I have seen recently:
OUTSIDE:"Daughter in law, you have always fit in so well with our family!"
INSIDE:"We mean that as a compliment! No really! Happy Birthday!"
__________________ Being creative isn't a hobby, it's a way of life.
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