Sassy and snarky sentiments for the holidays...

[jailbirdstamper]

you are a misfit toy
you are a flkae (snowflakes)
visions of sugar plums? what have you been smoking??
during the off season sugar plums dance in strip clubs
i peed in your eggnog
spare me the holiday cheer

[StickUps]

Okay, I just thought of one more. Find some stamp/image with a pregnant mama and add the sentiment: "It must have been the Mistletoe."

Heard that song on the radio the other day, and thought that would be a great "snarky" sentiment.

[troopersma]

What about something about ...ahem...adult toys?

Hope Santa brings you a new toy, heard the old one burned up from overuse
Hope Santa brings you a new toy that makes you go 'Oh, oh, Ohhhhhh'

...or something along that line.

Heard you were on the naughty list...wanna come to my house and play?

Here are a couple cards from my blog:
Jane's Creative Process: Bah Humbug
Jane's Creative Process: Naughty Snowmen!

[Oddesigns]

I love this idea! My family doesn't like cards unless they are funny. I have collected a small number of stamps with snarky sayings, mostly for birthdays. I have nothing funny for my holiday cards, but maybe next year I can pick something from this thread.

[craftyteaspoon]

Ours this year had a reindeer on the front and the word BELIEVE. The inside sentiment was done in an old fashion scroll font and said: when you stop believing is when you get underwear for Christmas. I needed a break from serious cards but it needed to be tame.

[jailbirdstamper]

These are so fun thanks for sharing!
Any fun ideas for New Years cards?

[NDStampGirl]

subbing!

[La Fonz]

Don't bust your balls this Christmas

stamp near bottom of page

[jailbirdstamper]

checking in for Easter ideas...