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Old 11-25-2007, 03:31 PM   #1  
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Default Stampers Poem: Twas the Week Before Christmas in a Stampers House

Hi all,

I suspect that many of you may be stressing over your Christmas card creations. I know I am. Last year my local stamp store sent this poem in the newsletter. Many of you enjoyed it last year and I thought I would pass it along again this year.

Enjoy.



The Week Before Christmas (In a Stamper�s House)

�T was the week before Christmas, and the house was a hush
Save the stamping of rubber in a last-minute rush.
The cardstock was cut with precision and care
In hopes that a greeting would soon be stamped there.

The children were tucked in their beds around eight,
But now it�s ten-thirty.... How�d it get so late?
And I in my PJs with bleary red eyes
Had finally arranged all the stamping supplies.

It started out simple. (It does every year.)
Just make a few cards for friends who are dear.
I pressed ink to paper. (It looked crisp and clean.)
A sprinkle of powder, heat to a sheen.

When what on my green Christmas card should appear?
Why, a tiny gold Santa with sleigh and reindeer.
On pigment! On powder! On heat from a gun!
Now ribbon and glitter! Can I make eighty-one?

�I can do it!� I said with all of my might
And looked at the clock -- �twas well past midnight.
I went straight to stamping out card after card.
�This might take all night, but at least it�s not hard.�

But after I finished, they looked a bit lame.
I didn�t want fancy, but these were too plain.
And then in a twinkling, a thought came to mind.
�I�ll just dress them up, and then they�ll be fine.�

So I went to my craft room and looked all around,
Then back to the table with all that I�d found.
My Fiskars I brandished (I wasn�t a quitter),
And soon I was covered in EP and glitter.

The cap of a marker I held in my teeth.
I�d lay in some color or maybe gold leaf.
My broad little face was all beaded with sweat,
But I wouldn�t give up -- well, not at least yet.

There was glue on the table and ink on the floor.
I laughed at the site, though my fingers were sore.
I did not complain, just kept up my work.
When more things went wrong, I did not go berserk.

When finally finished, one card about six,
It looked pretty good after all of my tricks.
�I�m keeping this one. My work on it shows.�
So clutching my card, up the stairs I arose.

I crawled into bed at the crack of dawn,
Creativity all spent, motivation gone.
But make no mistake, I promise one thing:
You�ll all get your cards, but not till next spring!

-- Author Unknown
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Old 11-25-2007, 03:44 PM   #2  
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cute! thanks for the smile!
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Thanks for the laugh!
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That is so funny!!!! I need to get started on my cards.
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Thanks for passing that along to us. I love it!
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Very clever. brought a much needed smile to my stress filled day.
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Very cute and Thanks for sharing it again - I missed it last year!
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OH MY! That is sure me!! I can make cards for everybody else and be totally pleased with them but try to make my own!!!! That is another story....You have me laughing out loud at myself...glad no one is here to hear it!!
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I might send that with my cards - sure they'll think twice before throwing them away!

Thank you for that great laugh!
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perfect!!
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BWAAAAA~~~!!!!!! SPEWWWWW!!!!!!
You NAILED it!!!!

Even my DH laughed out loud at this one!!!! Have you beeen to my house!?!?!!

This is too true to be true!!!
Thanks for the confirmation that I am not the only one INSANE!
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I Love this poem!!!THis would be a great one to enclose in the cards as someone had stated.
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THAT WAS TOO MUCH!!! So funny, TFS!
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Too funny! I actually did finish 80 cards this year . . . all for my mom to send out. Mine are as yet not started. :rolleyes:
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Wink Christmas cheer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluedogstamperView Post
Hi all,

I suspect that many of you may be stressing over your Christmas card creations. I know I am. Last year my local stamp store sent this poem in the newsletter. Many of you enjoyed it last year and I thought I would pass it along again this year.

Enjoy.



The Week Before Christmas (In a Stamper�s House)

�T was the week before Christmas, and the house was a hush
Save the stamping of rubber in a last-minute rush.
The cardstock was cut with precision and care
In hopes that a greeting would soon be stamped there.

The children were tucked in their beds around eight,
But now it�s ten-thirty.... How�d it get so late?
And I in my PJs with bleary red eyes
Had finally arranged all the stamping supplies.

It started out simple. (It does every year.)
Just make a few cards for friends who are dear.
I pressed ink to paper. (It looked crisp and clean.)
A sprinkle of powder, heat to a sheen.

When what on my green Christmas card should appear?
Why, a tiny gold Santa with sleigh and reindeer.
On pigment! On powder! On heat from a gun!
Now ribbon and glitter! Can I make eighty-one?

�I can do it!� I said with all of my might
And looked at the clock -- �twas well past midnight.
I went straight to stamping out card after card.
�This might take all night, but at least it�s not hard.�

But after I finished, they looked a bit lame.
I didn�t want fancy, but these were too plain.
And then in a twinkling, a thought came to mind.
�I�ll just dress them up, and then they�ll be fine.�

So I went to my craft room and looked all around,
Then back to the table with all that I�d found.
My Fiskars I brandished (I wasn�t a quitter),
And soon I was covered in EP and glitter.

The cap of a marker I held in my teeth.
I�d lay in some color or maybe gold leaf.
My broad little face was all beaded with sweat,
But I wouldn�t give up -- well, not at least yet.

There was glue on the table and ink on the floor.
I laughed at the site, though my fingers were sore.
I did not complain, just kept up my work.
When more things went wrong, I did not go berserk.

When finally finished, one card about six,
It looked pretty good after all of my tricks.
�I�m keeping this one. My work on it shows.�
So clutching my card, up the stairs I arose.

I crawled into bed at the crack of dawn,
Creativity all spent, motivation gone.
But make no mistake, I promise one thing:
You�ll all get your cards, but not till next spring!

-- Author Unknown

Thank you so much for reposting. I'm new to the site this year and have never seen this before. I will most assuredly be passing this one along. lol

:lol:
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I resemble that remark!! How funny!! Thanks so much for the chuckle!!
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thanks SO much for sharing!! How funny - but true!! I am having a holiday card swap Friday night and will definitely be sharing this!!! Love it!!
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Thanks for sharing with us.
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That is hilarious! And so true...
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This is awesome!! TFS
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I forgot to mention that the poem is courtesy of Lori at the Rubber Bowl. For those of you living in and around the Dayton area, visit her shop.
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